Fa\u021ba lui Gogu se schimonosi de parc\u0103 o durere atroce l-ar fi sf\u00e2\u0219iat. Mi\u0219u se uit\u0103 cu interes la el, a\u0219tepta de ceva minute ca acesta s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i piard\u0103 complet r\u0103bdarea. Se sim\u021bea ca la spectacol \u0219i se surprinse z\u00e2mbind la ideea unui Gogu explod\u00e2nd de nervi \u0219i indignare. Observ\u00e2nd buna dispozi\u021bie a lui Mi\u0219u, Gogu se str\u00e2mb\u0103 la el, dar continu\u0103 conversa\u021bia. Nu putea renun\u021ba acum, \u00een nici un caz nu dup\u0103 ce rezistase eroic la interviul cu robotul, la eternitatea a\u0219tept\u0103rii pentru preluarea de c\u0103tre un agent \u0219i, la \u00eentreb\u0103rile mitraliate de agentul care \u00eel preluase \u00eentr-un final. R\u0103bdarea \u00eencepea \u00eens\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eel p\u0103r\u0103seasc\u0103: pe m\u0103sur\u0103 ce trecea timpul constat\u0103 c\u0103 se \u00eendrepta ireversibil c\u0103tre verdictul idiot care avea s\u0103 reduc\u0103 la zero efortul depus la telefon: musai de mers la agen\u021bie, altfel nu se poate. Se uit\u0103 la ceas: 20 de minute irosite. Se uit\u0103 la Mi\u0219u: nici prietenii nu mai sunt ce trebuiau s\u0103 fie\u2026<\/p>\n
Dar hei!, via\u021ba are surprizele ei: Gogu reu\u0219i s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 ceva mai t\u00e2rziu o jum\u0103tate de or\u0103 liber\u0103 \u0219i fericit c\u0103 poate rezolva situa\u021bia \u00een aceea\u0219i zi, uit\u0103 de calvarul inutil al discu\u021biei telefonice \u0219i intr\u0103 absolut bine dispus \u00een banc\u0103. Scan\u0103 rapid interiorul: nici un client \u00een agen\u021bie, doar trei angajate, dintre care dou\u0103 se foiau \u00een jurul unei imprimante. Reper\u0103 rapid singura care st\u0103tea la birou \u0219i remarc\u0103 \u00eentr-o doar\u0103 c\u0103 aceasta evit\u0103 s\u0103 se uite la el. \u00centre ea \u0219i Gogu un semn mare: Nu se fac tranzac\u021bii la acest birou. \u00cenghi\u021bi \u00een sec: Hmm, asta e, tot n-am cu cine altcineva vorbi. O abord\u0103 cu curaj \u0219i \u00eei zise ce \u00eel durea: i se f\u0103cuse ramburs pentru o sum\u0103 pl\u0103tit\u0103 \u00een afara \u021b\u0103rii, dar oamenii aceia, darnici de felul lor, au trimis suma de dou\u0103 ori.<\/p>\n
– \u0218i m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc s\u0103 le dau totu\u0219i banii \u00eenapoi, c\u0103 eu am destui\u2026 \u00cencerc\u0103 Gogu o glum\u0103 cu un z\u00e2mbet t\u00e2mp de client care are nevoie de ajutor. Ntz, asta n-a func\u021bionat, \u00ee\u0219i zise el c\u00e2nd v\u0103zu privirea reprobatoare aruncat\u0103 de domni\u0219oar\u0103 pe deasupra ochelarilor.<\/p>\n
– Completa\u021bi formularul, zise domni\u0219oara sec, \u0219i \u00eei \u00eenm\u00e2n\u0103 un cearceaf tipizat, cu multe p\u0103tr\u0103\u021bele de umplut.<\/p>\n
Gogu se decise s\u0103 nu plece p\u00e2n\u0103 nu rezolv\u0103 problema. \u0218i voi continua s\u0103-i z\u00e2mbesc, se \u00eemb\u0103rb\u0103t\u0103 singur. De\u0219i e deja rictus \u0219i m\u0103 doare toat\u0103 fa\u021ba. Da\u2019 nu m\u0103 las\u2026<\/p>\n
– Ce trebuie s\u0103 completez \u00een formular ca s\u0103 nu mi se re\u021bin\u0103 nici un fel de taxe?<\/p>\n
– Adic\u0103 cum s\u0103 nu pl\u0103ti\u021bi taxe?!<\/p>\n
– S\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 ei, c\u0103 e totu\u0219i gre\u0219eala lor\u2026<\/p>\n
– Nu se poate!<\/p>\n
Gogu sim\u021bi cum \u00eei fierbe s\u00e2ngele, \u00ee\u0219i mu\u0219c\u0103 buzele s\u0103 nu spun\u0103 nimic ce ar putea regreta ulterior. P\u0103str\u0103 rictusul \u0219i repet\u0103 cererea, ap\u0103sat, hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 nu plece f\u0103r\u0103 o solu\u021bie satisf\u0103c\u0103tore. \u0218i\u2026 victorie! Rictusul \u0219i insisten\u021ba se dovediser\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tig\u0103toare, iar domni\u0219oara se hot\u0103r\u00ee s\u0103 cear\u0103 p\u0103rerea colegelor. Gogu fu surprins s\u0103 vad\u0103 privirea tem\u0103toare aruncat\u0103 celor dou\u0103 colege care orbitau \u00een jurul imprimantei, remarc\u0103 \u0219i oftatul constatator de \u2018via\u021ba e greu\u2019 \u0219i aproape i se f\u0103cu mil\u0103 de ea c\u00e2nd o auzi cer\u00e2nd, pe un ton sf\u00e2r\u0219it, ajutorul uneia dintre cele dou\u0103, probabil cea cu state mai vechi la institu\u021bie. Evident deranjat\u0103 din importanta activitate de filare a imprimantei, \u2018\u0219efa\u2019 (Gogu o recunoscu dup\u0103 replica t\u0103ioas\u0103 de punere la punct a celei care a \u00eendr\u0103znit s\u0103 o deranjeze) \u0219terse u\u0219or pe jos cu domni\u0219oara, \u00eei arunc\u0103 \u00een sil\u0103 un alt formular (Gogu ar fi putut jura c\u0103 e absolut identic cu cel de dinainte, dar ce m\u0103 pricep eu la p\u0103tr\u0103\u021belele lor\u2026), \u0219i tran\u0219\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 posibilitate de apel conflictul:<\/p>\n
– Nu se exist\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 taxe.<\/p>\n
Gogu fu dovedit. Lu\u0103 formularul, f\u0103cu st\u00e2nga \u00eemprejur \u0219i ie\u0219i din banc\u0103, jur\u00e2ndu-se c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i lichideaz\u0103 contul \u0219i rupe orice posibil\u0103 rela\u021bie cu institu\u021bia \u00een cauz\u0103. \u00cenc\u0103 d\u0103dea m\u0103runt din buze c\u00e2nd d\u0103du nas \u00een nas cu Mi\u0219u. Uitase c\u0103 acesta \u00eel a\u0219tepta afar\u0103.<\/p>\n
– Mno, ai rezolvat, Gogule?<\/p>\n
– Da\u2019 tu n-ai de treab\u0103 de stai dup\u0103 mine?! Ori e\u0219ti la zi cu toate \u0219i acum \u021bi-ai luat liber? r\u0103bufni \u00eenciudat Gogu spre totala surprindere a lui Mi\u0219u. Uria\u0219ul se opri \u0219i mut de uimire, \u00eel privi pe Gogu cu repro\u0219.<\/p>\n
Se urcar\u0103 am\u00e2ndoi \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i p\u00e2n\u0103 la birou nu mai scoase nici unul vreo vorb\u0103. Gogu sparse t\u0103cerea dup\u0103 ce opri ma\u0219ina:<\/p>\n
– Ia vezi, n-am parcat prea departe de trotuar?<\/p>\n
Mi\u0219u se d\u0103du jos, f\u0103r\u0103 grab\u0103, apoi se uit\u0103 tacticos \u00eent\u00e2i la ma\u0219in\u0103, apoi la trotuar.<\/p>\n
– Ei? E suficient de aproape de trotuar? repet\u0103 Gogu.<\/p>\n
– De care dintre ele?<\/p>\n
Izbucnir\u0103 \u00een r\u00e2s am\u00e2ndoi.<\/p>\n
– \u00cemi pare r\u0103u, Mi\u0219ule, sunt un idiot.<\/p>\n
– Mno, asta \u0219tiam io de mult. Ad\u0103ug\u0103 apoi \u00eemp\u0103ciuitor: Nu-i bai, Gogule. \u0218i-or b\u0103tut joc \u0103ia de tine, nu-i a\u0219a? Te-or umilit…<\/p>\n
– Mda, cred c\u0103 a fost evident.<\/p>\n
– O fost, amu\u2019 ce s\u0103 zic. C\u0103 ai dat rapid \u00een reciprocitatea negativ\u0103 generalizat\u0103…<\/p>\n
Gogu f\u0103cu ochii mari \u0219i \u00eel privi suspicios:<\/p>\n
– Ce reciproc\u0103, omule, Doamne, azi toat\u0103 lumea e inteligent\u0103. \u00ce\u0219i reveni \u00eens\u0103 repede, doar \u00eel sup\u0103rase suficient pe uria\u0219: Explic\u0103-te, inteligen\u021b\u0103 generalizat\u0103.<\/p>\n
– P\u0103i, mno, sunt. C-am fost la cursul \u0103la de inteligen\u021b\u0103 emo\u021bional\u0103. \u0218i ne-or zis \u0103ia c\u0103 dac\u0103 e\u0219ti tratat incorect, nedrept, acest lucru te afecteaz\u0103 emo\u021bional \u0219i sim\u021bi nevoia s\u0103 te \u201adescarci\u2019 \u00een acela\u0219i fel \u0219i asta se cheam\u0103 reciprocitate negativ\u0103. Negativ vine de la sentimentele pe care le tr\u0103ie\u0219ti, \u00een\u021belegi?<\/p>\n
– C\u0103 doar nu-s idiot…<\/p>\n
– \u0218tiu \u0219i io?! Mai \u00eenainte ai zis c\u0103 e\u0219ti… Mno, fii atent: de multe ori, r\u0103spunsul t\u0103u nu se \u00eentoarce doar c\u0103tre cel care te-a tratat incorect, ci \u0219i c\u0103tre prima victim\u0103 posibil\u0103. Inocent\u0103. Adic\u0103 io, de exemplu. Care va fi tratat\u0103, deci, incorect \u0219i nedrept. Iar lan\u021bul odat\u0103 pornit, se opre\u0219te greu. \u0218i uite-a\u0219a, dac\u0103 \u0219efu\u2019 te be\u0219tele\u0219te pe nedrept, tu te superi ca m\u0103garul pe sat, te iei de cine nu trebe\u2019, \u0103la poate continua acas\u0103 unde \u021bip\u0103 la nevast\u0103, nevasta la copil \u0219i \u0103la s\u0103racu\u2019 d\u0103 cu piciorul \u00een pisic\u0103. \u0218i asta se cheam\u0103 reciprocitate negativ\u0103 generalizat\u0103.<\/p>\n
– Aha, p\u0103i chiar a\u0219a a \u0219i fost. \u0218efa de la banc\u0103 era clar pornit\u0103 pe domni\u0219oara mea, care s-a r\u0103zbunat pe mine, iar eu apoi pe tine. Iar tu ai putea s\u0103 te \u00eentorci la echipa ta, iar ei s\u0103 simt\u0103 efectul \u0219efei de la banc\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 m\u0103car s\u0103 fi auzit vreodat\u0103 de ea. Norocul lor… Aha, stai c\u0103 m-am prins: chestia aia cu trotuarul a fost, de fapt, reciprocitate negativ\u0103. Adic\u0103 tu te-ai r\u0103zbunat \u00eenapoi pe mine.<\/p>\n
– Nu, Gogule, asta se cheam\u0103 realitate. Mai degrab\u0103 crud\u0103 dec\u00e2t negativ\u0103…<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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