Gogu \u00ee\u0219i lu\u0103 – tacticos, ca de obicei – tava cu m\u00e2ncare, \u00eel c\u0103ut\u0103 din ochi pe Mi\u0219u \u0219i \u00eei trebuir\u0103 c\u00e2teva secunde p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eel g\u0103si. Frate, are \u0103sta un dar de a se a\u0219eza mereu \u00een cel mai \u00eendep\u0103rtat col\u021b al s\u0103lii de mese, g\u00e2ndi amuzat pornind spre el. R\u0103spunse la saluturi \u0219i se sim\u021bi oarecum important v\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u00e2\u021bi se \u00eentrerupeau din m\u00e2ncat s\u0103 \u00eel salute sau s\u0103-i ureze poft\u0103 bun\u0103. Deh, sunt de ceva ani \u00een co\u0219melia asta… Se a\u0219ez\u0103 satisf\u0103cut la mas\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 Mi\u0219u, \u00eei z\u00e2mbi dar realiz\u0103 instantaneu eroarea major\u0103 pe care tocmai o comisese.<\/p>\n
– Uff, Gogule, zi \u0219i tu, ce s\u0103 fac?<\/p>\n
S\u0103 taci \u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 la\u0219i s\u0103-mi tihneasc\u0103 m\u00e2ncarea, asta s\u0103 faci. Evident, Gogu d\u0103du replica numai \u00een sinea lui, n-ar fi putut s\u0103-l am\u0103reasc\u0103 \u0219i mai mult pe Mi\u0219u. \u00cei pl\u0103cea mult t\u00e2n\u0103rul lini\u0219tit, calm p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i \u00een situa\u021biile cele mai critice, cu vorba molcom\u0103 \u0219i cu un puternic accent ardelenesc pe care nu \u0219i l-a pierdut nici \u00een anii de facultate \u0219i nici ulterior \u00een compania multina\u021bional\u0103 la care lucrau \u00eempreun\u0103 de ceva timp. Numai eu \u00eel mai pot scoate din lini\u0219tea \u0219i calmul lui, chicoti – tot \u00een sinea lui – Gogu. \u00ce\u0219i for\u021b\u0103 o grimas\u0103 serioas\u0103 pe fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i oft\u0103 a acceptare, preg\u0103tindu-se – pentru a cel pu\u021bin zecea oar\u0103 \u00een ziua respectiv\u0103 – pentru lament\u0103rile lui Mi\u0219u.<\/p>\n
– No, vezi Gogule, c\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i pe tine te apuc\u0103 oftatu\u2019. Io ce s\u0103 mai z\u00eec?! \u00cemi vine s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la \u0218efu\u2019…<\/p>\n
Se opri brusc, m\u00e2inile r\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103 \u00een aer a\u0219tept\u00e2nd continuarea fluxului verbal pentru a-\u0219i urma mi\u0219carea. \u0218opti ap\u0103sat, aproape \u0219uier\u00e2nd fiecare cuv\u00e2nt: Gogule, e\u0219ti un geniu! Se uit\u0103 \u00eendelung \u00een toate direc\u021biile. Zici c\u0103-i radar, \u00ee\u0219i spuse Gogu. Mi\u0219u se ridic\u0103 imediat ce \u00eel localiz\u0103 pe \u0218efu\u2019. Cum privirile \u00eei r\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103 lipite de masa la care \u0218efu\u2019 \u00ee\u0219i savura lini\u0219tit pr\u00e2nzul, nu realiz\u0103 c\u00e2nd r\u0103sturn\u0103 tava \u0219i nici m\u0103car nu d\u0103du vreun semn c\u0103 ar fi auzit zgomotul tac\u00e2murilor care poposir\u0103 pe gresie. Paharul cu ap\u0103 se cl\u0103tin\u0103 nehot\u0103r\u00e2t, iar apoi decise s\u0103 se verse \u00een direc\u021bia unui Gogu r\u0103mas cu gura c\u0103scat\u0103, incapabil s\u0103 articuleze vreun cuv\u00e2nt, ne\u00een\u021beleg\u00e2nd care este meritul lui \u00een toat\u0103 povestea. S\u0103ri \u00eens\u0103 \u00een sus, imediat ce apa din cascada improvizat\u0103 se scurse pe genunchii s\u0103i. Toat\u0103 povestea p\u0103rea ireal\u0103, desprins\u0103 dintr-un film al c\u0103rui scenariu \u00eei era total necunoscut, a\u0219a c\u0103 \u00eel urm\u0103 cu nedisimulat\u0103 curiozitate pe Mi\u0219u. Zgomotul tac\u00e2murilor \u0219i defilarea cu pas ap\u0103sat al celor doi atr\u0103sese \u0219i aten\u021bia celorlal\u021bi colegi a\u0219a c\u0103, pe c\u00e2nd ajunseser\u0103 la masa lui \u0218efu\u2019, toate privirile erau a\u021bintite spre ei.<\/p>\n
– \u0218efu\u2019, trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 aju\u021bi, c\u0103 nu mai am nici o solu\u021bie, \u0219tii c\u0103 deadline-ul \u00eei mult prea str\u00e2ns \u0219i noi am promis c\u0103 livr\u0103m la timp, dar acum toate resursele sunt luate de proiectul din Anglia. \u0218i am tot cerut la t\u0103t\u0103 lumea, dar nimeni nu m-ajut\u0103, iar io sunt disperat, martor mi-i \u0219i Gogu… se \u00eentoarse teatral spre acesta din urm\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u0218efu\u2019, imperturbabil, \u00ee\u0219i termin\u0103 de mestecat \u00eembuc\u0103tura, se uit\u0103 lung la Mi\u0219u \u0219i spuse:<\/p>\n
– Poft\u0103 bun\u0103 \u0219i \u021bie, Mi\u0219ule.<\/p>\n
Hi-hi, dac\u0103 replica asta s-a dorit o ironie subtil\u0103, hai c\u0103 \u021bi-a ie\u0219it, r\u00e2se Gogu pe sub musta\u021b\u0103. Evident a fost mult prea subtil\u0103 pentru Mi\u0219u sau cel pu\u021bin pentru starea de surescitare \u00een care se afla acesta, c\u0103ci omul nu \u00ee\u0219i ie\u0219i din ale lui nici m\u0103car o clip\u0103. Continu\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipeasc\u0103 m\u0103car:<\/p>\n
– S\u0103 ai \u0219i mata, \u0218efu\u2019, ce zici m\u0103 rezolvi \u0219i pe mine cu o resurs\u0103 extern\u0103?<\/p>\n
Numa\u2019 dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, maxim trei.<\/p>\n
– Mi\u0219ule, zici c\u0103 e\u0219ti fulger! Ce e cu viteza \u0219i cu logoreea asta, parc\u0103 n-ai fi Iar tu, Gogule, \u0219terge-\u021bi r\u00e2njetul \u0103la de sub musta\u021b\u0103, ai oameni s\u0103-i dai lui Mi\u0219u? Sau poate ai buget pentru resurse externe, ei?<\/p>\n
– Care oameni \u0218efu\u2019, c\u0103 deja mi-ai luat De un\u2019 s\u0103-i dau mai mul\u021bi?! \u00eenghe\u021b\u0103 Gogu. Se g\u00e2ndi apoi la buget \u0219i se prinse imediat c\u0103 a fost luat peste picior. Hai, m\u0103i \u0218efu\u2019, z\u0103u a\u0219a, faci mi\u0219to de noi?<\/p>\n
– P\u0103i cine-a-nceput, m\u0103i b\u0103ie\u021bi? De unde bani pentru resurse externe? M\u0103i Mi\u0219ule, \u0219tii c\u0103 suntem la minim de buget, singura ta \u0219ans\u0103 este s\u0103 renegociezi Nu putem s\u0103 le facem pe toate deodat\u0103, iar compania zice c\u0103 acum altele sunt priorit\u0103\u021bile. Asta e, dac\u0103 buget nu e, nimic nu e…<\/p>\n
– Numa\u2019 unu\u2019, \u0218efu\u2019, b\u00e2lgui cu ultimele puteri Mi\u0219u. Un om, m\u0103car dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, c\u00e2t poa\u2019 s\u0103 coste?!<\/p>\n
– M\u0103i Mi\u0219ule, \u0219tii poanta cu pic\u0103tura de benzin\u0103?<\/p>\n
Mi\u0219u d\u0103du din cap a ne\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103. Hai c\u0103 iar \u0219i-a luat aerul sf\u0103tos, urmeaz\u0103 o lec\u021bie, nu putea \u0218efu\u2019 s\u0103 rateze o \u00eentreag\u0103 sal\u0103 de mas\u0103 ca audien\u021b\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i zise Gogu \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i trase un scaun s\u0103 stea mai comod. \u0218efu\u2019 se \u00eencrunt\u0103 pentru o secund\u0103 dar era prea dornic s\u0103 spun\u0103 povestea a\u0219a c\u0103 d\u0103du doar din m\u00e2n\u0103 a lehamite \u0219i continu\u0103:<\/p>\n
– Cic\u0103 se duce unu\u2019 la benzin\u0103rie \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe cel de la pomp\u0103: C\u00e2t cost\u0103 o pic\u0103tur\u0103 de benzin\u0103? Fugi de-aici, dom\u2019le, nu cost\u0103 nimic, e zero lei, r\u0103spunde acesta. Super, f\u0103-mi \u0219i mie plinul, pic\u0103tur\u0103 cu pic\u0103tur\u0103… A\u0219a \u0219i tu Mi\u0219ule, nu e mare lucru o resurs\u0103, dar una azi, alte dou\u0103 m\u00e2ine…<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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