– Gogule, oare om primi prim\u0103 de Pa\u0219te?<\/p>\n
– Da\u2019 de ce m\u0103 \u00eentrebi pe mine, Mi\u0219ule? \u00centreab\u0103-l pe \u0218efu\u2019. Eu de un\u2019 s\u0103 \u0219tiu?!<\/p>\n
– Anu\u2019 trecut ne-o dat… continu\u0103 Mi\u0219u, continu\u00e2nd s\u0103-l priveasc\u0103 iscoditor pe Gogu.<\/p>\n
– \u0218i dac\u0103 te binoclezi a\u0219a la mine \u00ee\u021bi \u00eenchipui c\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eel convingi s\u0103 ne dea \u0219i anul \u0103sta?! Z\u0103u, Mi\u0219ule, ce ai cu mine? Ori crezi c\u0103 am avansat pe scara ierarhic\u0103 \u0219i acu\u2019 decid eu cum s\u0103 \u00eempart banii companiei?<\/p>\n
– No, nu chiar a\u0219a. Da\u2019 ai putea s\u0103-i sugerezi lui \u0218efu\u2019, nu? Mi\u0219u \u00ee\u0219i mic\u0219or\u0103 ochii p\u00e2n\u0103 se f\u0103cur\u0103 ca dou\u0103 fante \u0219i continu\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eel fixeze pe Gogu.<\/p>\n
– Ei, bravo, f\u0103 ochi de chinez c\u0103 poate m\u0103 hipnotizezi. De\u0219i… Adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 a\u0219 putea: \u00eei zic s\u0103 ne dubleze prima de anul trecut \u0219i s\u0103 ne dea \u0219i vreo dou\u0103 zile libere \u00een plus. Ce zici?<\/p>\n
Mi\u0219u nu zise nimic, r\u0103mase descump\u0103nit, dar nu \u00ee\u0219i m\u0103ri ochii la loc.<\/p>\n
– Da\u2019 mai bine \u00eei zic s\u0103 ne dea \u0219i un salariu \u00een plus, adic\u0103 al treisprezecelea, \u0219i s\u0103 ne trimit\u0103 o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een concediu \u00een Grecia pe banii firmei. Ei?<\/p>\n
– Hai, m\u0103i Gogule, c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi ba\u021bi joc de mine! se prinse \u00eentr-un final Mi\u0219u.<\/p>\n
– P\u0103i cine-a \u00eenceput, m\u0103i? s\u0103ri repede Gogu, dar se \u00eentrerupse din av\u00e2nt \u0219i ad\u0103ug\u0103 pe un ton total schimbat, uit\u00e2ndu-se peste um\u0103rul lui Mi\u0219u: \u0218efu\u2019, ce bine c\u0103 ap\u0103ru\u0219i! Mi\u0219u \u00eencremeni cu ochii-n fante.<\/p>\n
– B\u0103ie\u021bi, avem o situa\u021bie! zise acesta \u0219i-\u0219i trase un scaun. Cei din birou, care to\u021bi erau cu ochii \u0219i urechile la discu\u021bia dintre Gogu \u0219i Mi\u0219u, se adunar\u0103 imediat \u00een jurul lor. \u0218efu\u2019 a\u0219tept\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd se l\u0103s\u0103 lini\u0219tea, dup\u0103 care adaug\u0103, u\u0219or teatral:<\/p>\n
– B\u0103ie\u021bi, s-a creat un precedent! Se uit\u0103 \u00een st\u00e2nga \u0219i-n dreapta, dar nimeni nu mi\u0219c\u0103, toate privirile erau a\u021bintite asupra lui \u0219i nimeni nu tres\u0103ri. Cineva…, repet\u0103 ap\u0103s\u00e2nd silabele, cineva… a creat un precedent.<\/p>\n
– C\u0103 zi o dat\u0103! Evident, Gogu zise doar \u00een g\u00e2ndul lui, dar era clar c\u0103 acela\u0219i \u00eendemn era \u00een mintea tuturor. To\u021bi se resemnaser\u0103 deja demult, \u0219tiau c\u0103 \u0218efu\u2019 nu poate renun\u021ba la fazele lui de suspans, a\u0219a c\u0103 \u00eei f\u0103ceau jocul, iar privirile r\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103 nedezlipite de buzele lui. Numai c\u0103, de data aceasta, \u0218efu\u2019 prelungise prea mult agonia, iar Mi\u0219u ced\u0103:<\/p>\n
– \u0218i cine \u00eei \u201ecineva\u201d?<\/p>\n
– Gre\u0219it! replic\u0103 \u0218efu\u2019 trimf\u0103tor. \u00centrebarea corect\u0103 este: Care este precedentul creat? Sau \u0219i mai corect ar fi s\u0103 ne \u00eentreb\u0103m: Cum rezolv\u0103m precedentul creat?<\/p>\n
– P\u0103i r\u0103spunde tu, \u0218efule, la ambele \u00eentreb\u0103ri, dup\u0103 care \u00ee\u021bi mai pune una Mi\u0219u despre prim\u0103 \u0219i am terminat pe ziua de azi, se g\u0103si Gogu de\u0219tept, dar tot \u00een g\u00e2nd, c\u0103 doar nu i se ur\u00e2se de via\u021ba lui. Dar cum lini\u0219tea deveni nefireasc\u0103, se sacrific\u0103:<\/p>\n
– Hai, \u0218efu\u2019, nu ne mai perpeli, zici c\u0103 suntem mielu\u2019 de Pa\u0219ti tras \u00een pro\u021bap. Zi-ne \u0219i hai s\u0103 facem ce trebe\u2019 s\u0103 facem.<\/p>\n
– Hmm, dac\u0103 mai putem face ceva, se \u00eenmuie \u0218efu\u2019. Adev\u0103rul c\u0103 nu prea \u0219tiu cum s\u0103 o dregem pe asta: echipa de dezvoltare are o problem\u0103 cu Marius, product owneru\u2019. N-a participat la ultimele dou\u0103 retrospective \u0219i-acum zice c\u0103, de vreme ce nimeni nu s-a pl\u00e2ns \u0219i proiectul merge \u00eenainte, nici nu mai e nevoie. \u0218i-a mai discutat \u0219i cu BA-ul nostru, de l-a convins \u0219i pe \u0103sta. Frate, chestia asta se ia mai ceva ca pojarul.<\/p>\n
– Da\u2019 avem o problem\u0103 amu\u2019? interveni Mi\u0219u<\/p>\n
– M\u0103i, da\u2019 tu nu te la\u0219i cu \u00eentreb\u0103rile aiurea. N-avem \u201eamu\u201d, \u00eel maimu\u021b\u0103ri Sefu\u2019 pe Mi\u0219u, da\u2019 o s\u0103 avem cur\u00e2nd. Scrum Masteru\u2019 zice c\u0103 dimensiunea story-urilor nu e ok, \u0219i nici de criteriile de acceptan\u021b\u0103 nu e mul\u021bumit. Da\u2019 owneru\u2019 n-a fost \u00een retrospectiv\u0103 s\u0103 aud\u0103 ce zice echipa \u0219i acum nu prea se las\u0103 convins c\u0103 trebe\u2019 musai s\u0103 fac\u0103 ceva. \u0218i chiar dac\u0103 \u201eamu\u201d \u2013 \u0219i se uit\u0103 ur\u00e2t la Mi\u0219u \u2013 n-o s\u0103 se lase cu greut\u0103\u021bi, data viitoare tot nu sc\u0103p\u0103m. Deci cum \u00eel ducem pe \u0103sta \u00eenapoi \u00een retrospective? Fir-ar mama ei de preceden\u021b\u0103…<\/p>\n
– Da\u2019 de ce n-o fost data trecut\u0103 la retrospectiv\u0103? De data asta toate privirile se \u00eentoarser\u0103 cu v\u0103dit repro\u0219 c\u0103tre Mi\u0219u. Era cert c\u0103 nu era ziua lui de \u00eentreb\u0103ri corecte.<\/p>\n
– No bine, \u0219tiu c\u0103 nu mai conteaz\u0103, se retrase acesta gr\u0103bit. Ne g\u00e2ndim la solu\u021bie, gata, am priceput.<\/p>\n
Discu\u021bia mai continu\u0103 ceva vreme p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd stabilir\u0103 un plan de \u201econvingere\u201d al lui Marius. Un om valoros, de altfel, dar \u201ec\u0103pos\u201d, vorba lui \u0218efu\u2019. Atmosfera se mai destinse, spiritele se mai domoliser\u0103, iar \u0218efu\u2019 era vizil \u00eenc\u00e2ntat de faptul c\u0103 to\u021bi se implicaser\u0103 \u0219i avuseser\u0103 o discu\u021bie cu adev\u0103rat productiv\u0103. Se ridic\u0103 s\u0103 plece, moment \u00een care Mi\u0219u \u00ee\u0219i drese vocea:<\/p>\n
– Auzi, \u0218efu\u2019, apropo de precedentul \u0103sta creat. \u00centotdeauna duce la obi\u0219nuin\u021b\u0103? Adic\u0103 te a\u0219tep\u021bi ca o dat\u0103 ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat, s\u0103 se tot repete? Da\u2019 nu m\u0103 mai repezi…<\/p>\n
– Ha-ha, r\u00e2se \u0218efu\u2019, vezi c\u0103 s-a creat o obi\u0219nuin\u021b\u0103, te-a\u0219tep\u021bi s\u0103 te reped… Cam a\u0219a se \u00eent\u0103mpl\u0103, Mi\u0219ule, e adev\u0103rat. \u00cei ca \u00een filmele americane c\u00e2nd se judec\u0103 vreun proces. G\u0103sesc \u0103ia un verdict dat \u00een \u00eemprejur\u0103ri similare, \u0219i pac! e precedent \u0219i verdictul trebe\u2019 s\u0103 fie acela\u0219i. Da\u2019 acu\u2019 de ce te r\u00e2nje\u0219ti la mine?<\/p>\n
– No, nu-i nimic, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 anu\u2019 trecut am primit prim\u0103 de Pa\u0219te \u0219i pac! amu\u2019 \u00eei Pa\u0219te iar…<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
– Gogule, oare om primi prim\u0103 de Pa\u0219te? – Da\u2019 de ce m\u0103 \u00eentrebi pe mine, Mi\u0219ule? \u00centreab\u0103-l pe \u0218efu\u2019. Eu de un\u2019 s\u0103 \u0219tiu?! – Anu\u2019 trecut ne-o dat… continu\u0103 Mi\u0219u, continu\u00e2nd s\u0103-l priveasc\u0103 iscoditor pe Gogu. – \u0218i dac\u0103 te binoclezi a\u0219a la mine \u00ee\u021bi \u00eenchipui c\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eel convingi s\u0103 ne dea […]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":703,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-750","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/colorsinprojects.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/colorsinprojects.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/colorsinprojects.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colorsinprojects.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colorsinprojects.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=750"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/colorsinprojects.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":751,"href":"https:\/\/colorsinprojects.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/750\/revisions\/751"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colorsinprojects.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/colorsinprojects.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colorsinprojects.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/colorsinprojects.ro\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}